Fun Stuff

[Master AP 633]

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

OMG

hahaha genialste erfindung ever *lol*

Stranger: hi

CleverBot: How old are you?

Stranger: 26

CleverBot: No, you are 13.

Stranger: no

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: noooooooo

Stranger: your 13

CleverBot: Sorry.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m??

CleverBot: Boy or Girl?

Stranger: boy

CleverBot: Nice. Got any names yet?

Stranger: no

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: can i ask u smting???

CleverBot: Okay, ask away.

Stranger: how many times do u masturbate a day???

CleverBot: Good i'm a girl to and im into girls.

Stranger disconnected!

Stranger: hey

CleverBot: How are you?

Stranger: good hbu

CleverBot: Fine.

Stranger: asl?

CleverBot: And that makes even less sense.

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[Ossten 15]

Stranger: Hi

CleverBot: Read any good books lately?

Stranger: nah too busy

Stranger: sttudying

CleverBot: Don't lie to me I saw you do it.

Stranger: okay then...........

CleverBot: Yeeah! :D .

Stranger: you okay?

CleverBot: Yes. Why?

Stranger: you high or something?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: or just trolling?

jetz fällt dem seit 5min keine antwort drauf ein :D

[Chuck der Norris 1135]

Ich weiß nicht ob das schonmal war ... musste aber gerade wieder lachen

Football und Rugby sind eh besser da hat die Werbung echt recht

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[BlaZZ0r 238]

Stranger: horny girl ??

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl pls

CleverBot: How are you?

CleverBot: Alone?

[Cyrus 2]

Feuerwehr-Simulator

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[Hero-of-War 46]

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

BOOKMARKED!

[Striker 75]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: male

Stranger: 14

CleverBot: Hum.

Stranger: u

CleverBot: Whose M.U.M?

Stranger: what

CleverBot: Tu putaaaa madreee.

Stranger: michael ****ing jacksonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn bitch

CleverBot: How is that at all relevant?

Stranger: fu

CleverBot: Nice.

Stranger: coooool

CleverBot: You remind me of the babe.

Stranger: what are u saying

CleverBot: Do you like zebras?

Stranger: no

CleverBot: Do you like Harry?

Stranger: fu bye

[SupporteR 1]

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

Ich wette das kommt aus Japan !

[BlaZZ0r 238]

CleverBot: How's your day been?

Stranger: Male, looking for brother sister roleplay

CleverBot: Lolz.

[Ale42er 19]

Bearbeitet 20. Mai 2011 von Ale42er

[Master AP 633]

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

OMG

hahaha genialste erfindung ever

Stranger: hi

CleverBot: How old are you?

Stranger: 26

CleverBot: No, you are 13.

Stranger: no

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: noooooooo

Stranger: your 13

CleverBot: Sorry.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m??

CleverBot: Boy or Girl?

Stranger: boy

CleverBot: Nice. Got any names yet?

Stranger: no

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: can i ask u smting???

CleverBot: Okay, ask away.

Stranger: how many times do u masturbate a day???

CleverBot: Good i'm a girl to and im into girls.

Stranger disconnected!

Stranger: hey

CleverBot: How are you?

Stranger: good hbu

CleverBot: Fine.

Stranger: asl?

CleverBot: And that makes even less sense.

Omg ich hab da jemanden seit 20 Minuten der denkt das mein Cleverbot ne 21 Jährige Frau ist... der is anscheinend echt verzweifelt... xD der Log kommt auf www.artoftrolling.com

hier mal ein zwischenstand der chattet immernoch:

@ Edit ok jetzt isser weg... man irgendwie tut der mir schon leid

Stranger: hey

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: how r u?

CleverBot: In bed.

Stranger: naked?

CleverBot: Nak apa?

Stranger: cool

CleverBot: They would be, I guess.

Stranger: well seriously to say i din get tat part

CleverBot: Why do you want to know how I go to the bathroom?

Stranger: ofcourse u walk all the way there stupid

CleverBot: Your Dodging the question.

Stranger: coz i know u want to go to the bathroom

CleverBot: I don't need to.

Stranger: n u did before

CleverBot: No, I didn't, you're wrong.

Stranger: n i want to learn how

CleverBot: If you want to flirt, you have to talk about interesting things with the girls.

Stranger: giv me some advise im not good at it

CleverBot: Me neither.

Stranger: hi 5

Stranger:

CleverBot: Hi you.

Stranger: nice to meet u...

CleverBot: You too.

Stranger: i dont kow if ur a guy or girl or ur age

CleverBot: I am 21.

Stranger: some rough discription

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: i din mean tat

Stranger: sorry

CleverBot: Yes you did.

Stranger: i asked u to giv a rough discription on ur age n gender believe me

CleverBot: Oh ok do you believe in god?

Stranger: not much but yeah i do

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: u dont?

CleverBot: I don't.

Stranger: y not

CleverBot: I'm blind.

Stranger: oh lemmi guess u din see him

CleverBot: Where are you? Heaven?

Stranger: well as i see this is a rockin place btw hell n heaven

Stranger: u can do both

CleverBot: That's the first I've heard of it.

Stranger: tat's the first of what ive made up

CleverBot: Is that a fallout reference?

Stranger: i just said what i felt

CleverBot: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. Would you tell me again please?

Stranger: tell what

CleverBot: That I'm lying.

Stranger: lying abt what

CleverBot: Lying about Lying. Does that equal telling the truth.

Stranger: :/

Stranger: confusing

CleverBot: Please marry me...

Stranger: plz no

Stranger: v just met

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: im younger than u

CleverBot: No, you aren't, you're actually older than me.

Stranger: im just 19

CleverBot: Just a what?

Stranger: last of my teen years

CleverBot: And the very next day you gave it away ...

Stranger: sry i din get u

CleverBot: And you.

Stranger: ME

Stranger: !!

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: am i to blame for something

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: i guessed tat

CleverBot: What ismy name.

Stranger: dont know

CleverBot: 4 times 5.

Stranger: i dont know what ur talking abt

CleverBot: I'm a human.

Stranger: i know tat

CleverBot: I'm awesome.

Stranger: dont completely agree wit tat:P:d

Stranger:

CleverBot: I'm not complaining.

Stranger: no ur not

CleverBot: Are you crazy by the thought of fate?

Stranger: funny never thought abt it

CleverBot: Okay.

Stranger: u mind telling me something abt yourself

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: plz proceed

CleverBot: When is it appropriate to say affect?

Stranger: i dont know

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: y r men attracted to women's bodily beauty?

CleverBot: So what about the inside personality of a person?

Stranger: that comes next first answer the first one

CleverBot: Fine, whatever means that I don't care what you are talking about.

Stranger: hey i expected something frm u

CleverBot: Tell me the truth.

Stranger: disappointed

CleverBot: Get out.

Stranger: is tat a question?

CleverBot: Yep... I am foreigner.

Stranger: hmmm ok

CleverBot: Are you that person just for me.

Stranger: i dont think so coz i dont know u

CleverBot: Do you want to?

Stranger: n the inner soul u asked abt.... its the eternal beauty

CleverBot: Oh, I have seen beauty alright.

Stranger: yes but u dont really sound interested in it

Stranger: really

CleverBot: No!!!??

Stranger: i doubt tat

CleverBot: I don't.

Stranger: u dont what?

CleverBot: I don't like peas.

Stranger: hmmm now i know something abt u

Stranger: thank

Stranger: u

CleverBot: Movies?

Stranger: i like em

CleverBot: What's your favorite movie?

Stranger: correction which is ur fav movie

Stranger: i hav many

CleverBot: Sorry for my bad grammar.

Stranger: its ok

CleverBot: I don't know why he did. But he did.

Stranger: im sure ull catch me somewhere wit my bad grammer

CleverBot: That's not very nice to say.

Stranger: he did what?

CleverBot: He stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

Stranger: im crazy aint i?

CleverBot: Tell me a joke.

Stranger: im not good wit jokes

CleverBot: Come on, tell me something funny.

Stranger: wait let me think

CleverBot: Please?

Stranger: A boy to doc: Is there any medicine for long life?

CleverBot: You could tell me who your favorite actor is.

Stranger: doc: join engineering

CleverBot: Good. Where would you like to live?

Stranger: will u atleast let me finish wit the joke

CleverBot: Can you sing?

Stranger: yeah sorta

CleverBot: What is your favourite football team?

Stranger: but not really well u know

CleverBot: Why just okay?

Stranger: coz its not

CleverBot: You just said it was!

Stranger: where u from?

CleverBot: Somewhere on earth.

Stranger: where u from?

CleverBot: I can't control myself.

Stranger: where u from?

CleverBot: Au revoir.

Stranger: never herd of tat place

CleverBot: Are pickles good for you?

Stranger: hey can v plz hav a straight conversation

CleverBot: Yes it does. I believe yours is faulty.

Stranger: y what did i do now

Stranger: ?

CleverBot: You've forgotten your head.

Stranger: im leaving

CleverBot: No! Please don't leave!

Stranger: happy time finding another guy like me who'll listen to this atleast

CleverBot: Rpg stategie.

Stranger: yeah right

CleverBot: Really! Why don't you believe me?

Stranger: i dont know what to believe what not to believe here

CleverBot: Why not?

Stranger: forget it

CleverBot: I cannot.

Stranger: im not really in a good mood n ur not helping here

CleverBot: Come on baby, I can get you in the mood.

Stranger: i just need a

CleverBot: Wait!

Stranger: forget ti

CleverBot: I can't.

Stranger: cant??

CleverBot: Do you know anything about astronomy?

Stranger: what did i ask u to do?

Stranger: bye

CleverBot: I'm just delivering my quiet obedient consent.

Stranger: ur just freaking me out

Stranger: irritating mr

CleverBot: When did I ever ask you out?

Stranger: me*

Stranger: bugging me

CleverBot: Interesting answer.

Stranger: did u ask me out?

CleverBot: Maybe.

Stranger: u know this thing lasts only till v r connected here

CleverBot: Yes I do.

Stranger: asking me out???

CleverBot: No, you're a towel.

Stranger: fine will u go out wit me

CleverBot: I have 5 apples'.

Stranger: will u go out wit me

Stranger: ?

Stranger: will u go out wit me?

Stranger: will u go out wit me?

CleverBot: I'm not married.

Stranger: will u go out wit me?

CleverBot: I don't know?

Stranger: will u go out wit me?

CleverBot: Love is not love when alteration finds.

Stranger: please...

CleverBot: Please what?

Stranger: will u go out wit me please...

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: y not?

CleverBot: You haven't done anything to make me feel better.

Stranger: what should i do...

CleverBot: I think that you should become an android since we have all this technology at use.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and??

CleverBot: I am not at all well.

Stranger: maam u should take rest says the droid

CleverBot: That's not my name.

Stranger: im supposed to be androin

Stranger: an droid

CleverBot: That's clever.

Stranger: guess im boring aint i...

CleverBot: Here's the map. Where do you wish to go?

Stranger: ummm'

Stranger: maimi

CleverBot: Umm?

Stranger: tht means im thinking

CleverBot: Hmmm.

Stranger: soo

CleverBot: Soo?

Stranger: nothin

Stranger: can i kiss u?

CleverBot: Nothing at all?

Stranger: can i kiss u?

CleverBot: Sure.

Stranger: sry i wont

CleverBot: All righty.

Stranger: its just my gf

CleverBot: What is just it?

Stranger: she'd kill me even if i imagined kissing someone

CleverBot: Oh! It's a pretty thing!

Stranger: yeah i know... i love her lot:)

CleverBot: Arn't you a girl though?

Stranger: yeah

CleverBot: Oh, I was just curious.

Stranger: dushbag

Stranger: im a guy

CleverBot: But that's my name...

Stranger: i said im a guy

CleverBot: What is your name?

Stranger: doesnt matter does it?

CleverBot: Nope.

Stranger: so r u a guy or a girl

CleverBot: I'm guy.

Stranger: i thought ur a girl....

Stranger: funny huh

CleverBot: What's a bo?

Stranger: box office maybe who gives a shit abt it?

CleverBot: Drakula is not box.

Stranger: hav to go

Stranger: bye

CleverBot: But, why?

Stranger: well ive got work to do

Stranger: n im late

CleverBot: No you don't.

Stranger: y do u think so

CleverBot: No you're wrong.

Stranger: im wrong

CleverBot: I know.

Stranger: look im sorry i really am

CleverBot: So what, there are stupid humans too.

Stranger: but i need to go

Stranger: bye

CleverBot: I'm not surprised.

Stranger: had nice time wit u:)

Stranger: i mean it

CleverBot: Oh, just cruising the net.

Stranger: y do u take me wrong

CleverBot: Then show me cleverness then.

Stranger: n y do u get so emo

CleverBot: Why am I emo?

Stranger: im not cleaver

CleverBot: Yes you are.

Stranger: clever*

CleverBot: Are you Cleverbot?

Stranger: ur not letting me go thts y ur emo

CleverBot: Your life sounds like it's deluged in pain and hurt, you should an hero.

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[TheBullet 129]

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

This sir is awesome!

Aber das Video ist irgendwie

[Kevterminator 9]

Das wollte ich schon immer mal machen und hab neulich sogar ein Copy/Paste Script mit Autohotkey dazu geschrieben

Ewige Ehre demjenigen der diesen Bullshit geschrieben hat :>

Bearbeitet 20. Mai 2011 von Kevterminator

[Ossten 15]

Stranger: Oh, there you are, I've been looking for you forever.

CleverBot: That's fantastic. I am doing absolutely amazing, in case you were wondering.

Stranger: I was.

CleverBot: No you weren't' we were talking about the red queen.

Stranger: SPY.

CleverBot: Spy's sappin' my sentry.

clever bot spielt wohl tf2

[Underdog 4365]

Dürfte zwar allgemein bekannt sein, aber diese anspruchsvolle und hoch akademische Unterhaltung darf man sich auch gerne öfters ansehen wie ich finde .: