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[El_Exodus 1405]

[Black__Jack 2656]

http://www.emok.tv/videos/wie-waren-die-oscars.html

:amazing:

Kam bestimmt schon, aber who cares.

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http://www.spassdroge.com/hosted/media/bow...minions,217.php

[hawKKK 1005]

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[JayKay90 9]

[-=Punkbuster=- 166]

BWHAHAHAH WTF:

:rofl: Made my day

[TanteEmma 1436]

Amerikaner

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[pnshr 1433]

überschrift reicht schon um zu wissen was da für vollmongos drin sind

so eine widerliche gesellschaft teilweise...

Bearbeitet 7. März 2013 von pnshr

[The Toxicity 18]

Amerikaner

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[pnshr 1433]

vielleicht etwas überspitzt, aber die kernaussage kaufe ich vielen amis ab.

[Nostra Deamon 666]

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN. FINALLY, THE GUY'S SIDE OF THE STORY ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD).

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE, NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!

STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!

OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!

JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE, NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE, REALLY!

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL, JEEPS OR OFF ROADING.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY JEEPS.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT. BUT, DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

[gekko434 1478]

Amerikaner

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[Necrofridge 963]

*zaunpfahl hol*

Ironie nicht verstanden? Nochmal schauen! queerblick? e.V. tritt als Medienprojekt für schwule, lesbische, bisexuelle und transidente Jugendliche natürlich für eine offene Gesellschaft ein. Wir möchten, dass alle Schwulen, Lesben, Bisexuellen, Trans*Menschen und ihre Kinder dieselben Rechte wie Heterosexuelle und ihre Kinder haben. GLEICHTSTELLUNG. JETZT!

[Flo 839]

*zaunpfahl hol*

Ironie nicht verstanden? Nochmal schauen! queerblick? e.V. tritt als Medienprojekt für schwule, lesbische, bisexuelle und transidente Jugendliche natürlich für eine offene Gesellschaft ein. Wir möchten, dass alle Schwulen, Lesben, Bisexuellen, Trans*Menschen und ihre Kinder dieselben Rechte wie Heterosexuelle und ihre Kinder haben. GLEICHTSTELLUNG. JETZT!

Das sieht irgendwie so aus wie gewollt, aber nicht gekonnt

[GunNYHIGHway 168]

naja... ich schätz mal 95% der Amis nehmen das für bare Münze!

[El_Exodus 1405]

http://www.bsb-muenchen.de/Aktuelles.3782+...1b52d413.0.html

hier das video