Omegle

[ramsesisimus 0]

Stranger: are you the burning flame guy?

You: no?

Stranger: HOMO

[Gast]

[Dayjay 796]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: 21 f china

You: ?

Stranger: u?

You: what is this china of which you speak

You: on my planet we only have one nation

You: florg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey

Stranger: heyy

You: so how are you?

Stranger: yeahh ntb

Stranger: and you?

You: pretty goo.....OMG WHAT THE ****?!?!

You: ZOMBIES!!!!!

You have disconnected.

[OpaWilli 4]

You: hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: from?

You: NICARAGUA!

You: WE HAVE BUT ONE BUNGHOLE!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dayjay 796]

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: OMG IT WORKED!

You: listen

You: I know it's weird, but this is important

Stranger: yeah?

Stranger: ok

You: I'm you. from the future.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[loaded_luke17 8]

lol

[Dayjay 796]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Greetings!

I am Stranger-bot. How may I be of assistance?

Stranger: im a sex affender

You: Invalid syntax, please rephrase.

You: You can say [commands] for a list of commands.

Stranger: **** you

You: No recognized commands.

You: You can say [commands] for a list of commands.

Stranger: commands hoe

You: Ok, here are acceptable commands. I can tell [jokes], [riddles], [steal your bank account information], suggest a [song], or write you a [poem].

Stranger: song

You: Searching database... Please wait.

Stranger: jokes

Stranger: riddles

You: Might I suggest a song by Coheed and Cambria? Perhaps Feathers would do nicely

Stranger: song

Stranger: poem

You: Searching database... Please wait.

Stranger: hoe suck my dick!!!!!!

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: VBScript Runtime Error! Please contact technical support (ER CODE: 51234RG)

You: <Connection from server timed out.>

You have disconnected.

[Dayjay 796]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: > I am Elisa. You can ask me anything you like. '#c' for a list of commands.

Stranger: oh

You: > Sorry, I did not get that question.

Stranger: from ?

You: > I was made in Chicago.

Stranger: made ?

You: > Sorry, i did not get that question.

Stranger: who are you ?

You: > I am Elisa. You can ask me anything you like. '#c' for a list of commands.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nordglanz 0]

mmh irgentwie langweilig

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

You: sup?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: is it so important?

You: mh..no

You: are u male or female

Stranger: male

You: and you are from...

Stranger: russia

Stranger: and you?

You: im female and from mexico

Stranger: fine

You: want to se my boobies? if yes, send me a pic of you :-)

Stranger: no i don't want se your boobies....

Stranger: sorry

You: k

You: ok im out, have to help my mother cleaning our house

cu

You have disconnected.

[Dayjay 796]

mmh irgentwie langweilig

Blablabla.

You: Knock Knock

Stranger: who's there

You: Disco

Stranger: disco what?

You: Disconnected

You have disconnected.

[Bang0o 0]

mmh irgentwie langweilig

Blablabla.

You: Knock Knock

Stranger: who's there

You: Disco

Stranger: disco what?

You: Disconnected

You have disconnected.

muhaha!

es ist nicht langweilig, mann muss nur ideen haben!

[Dayjay 796]

You: we're no strangers to love

You: you know the rules and so do I

Stranger: me too

You: A full commitments I am thinking of

You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy

You: I just wanna tell you what I'm feeling

Stranger: what are you ****ing say?

You: Gotta make you understand

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

Stranger: shut the **** up!

You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY

You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

Stranger: **** you!

You: rickrolled

You have disconnected.

[Nordglanz 0]

ich bins nochmal...diesmal mit nem asiaten...

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: a new guy here

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl ?

You: 14 female mexico

You: u?

Stranger: really ?

You: yes

Stranger: boy in asia

You: want to see nice boobies? make a pic of you :-)

Stranger: yeah

You: make pic first... you know what i want to see

Stranger: you do that first ,then you teach me ,3Q

You: ok a moment please, i make one

Stranger: time goes by

You: mh damnit..battery is empty digicam is loading :/

Stranger: what 's the meaning of "asl"

Stranger: by the way

You: age sex location

You: why u ask? you asked me it first

You: and i gave you a answer

Stranger: sorry ,i just don't the meaning of that word and i need yuor help

You: ok

Stranger: sexual video online ?

You: mh what? do you want webcamming?

Stranger: no ,no ,that's a mistake

Stranger: why are you preparing your digitalcam?

You: it's still loading

You: but over 60%

Stranger: sorry time to go by,bye

leider habe ich zu lange gebraucht um ein passendes foto zu finden...wollte dann das nehmen:

[Dayjay 796]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: I have a question.

You: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: Or have I accedently the whole thing?

Stranger: please, write slower

Stranger: )

You: You have answer

You: ?

Stranger: I dont uderstant a question

You: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?!?!?!?

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Answer question or GTFO my omegle.

You have disconnected.

[complex 368]

Rofl Dayjay sind die alle von dir ? Genial